Last night I saw Jacques Chirac. I pinched his tush. After a brief arrest and a stern Non! they let me go.
(I kid, I kid. About the tush, I did see him)

This morning I saw Bill Clinton's Secret Service team "casing the joint" as they say at the Sheraton for his Clinton Global Initiative meeting. George W. Bush can suck it, but Bill can disrupt my morning commute any damn day. :-)