Him: I booked a First name Last name segment for tonight
Me: do not First name Last name! that woman is evil. do you get paid overtime?
Him: No :( Which SUCKS, but I found out that starting in January I may start getting sponsored for my radio segment, which means I would get paid but would have to wear only clothes from ABC’s Warehouse, because I’ll be a spokesperson ;)
Me: SHUT UP.
why would a clothing company sponsor you on the radio? no one can see you? and would you have to say silly things like today paris hilton showed her hoo, but that's not nearly important as my abc's wearhouse double breasted tween suit coat?
am i missing the point? your job gets weirder by the day. i love it!
Me: *tween
Him: I’m half kdding about the sponsor—I will get sponsored but I would have to pre record things like, this segment brought to you by Bounty Towels and then I get like some money, it’s pretty sweet and about fucking time I get paid for all this extra work
Him: Haha—didn’t notice it the first time, but this sounds like something you’d buy at the Hannibal Lechter store
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Seriously, HED, no more Sudafed!
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Reminds me of the time I saw a documentary where Leonard Nimoy did the voice-over, and in the credits it said:
'Mr. Nimoy's Wardrobe Provided By Botany 500'
It was a voice over. He never appeared on screen.
what if they changed the name to sudafHED in your honor????
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