Step 1. Arrive at the bar 15 minutes before they are even open to reserve seats for the days festivities.
Step 2. Beer #1 at 12:55pm. at least 9 hours to go.
Step 3. Drink heavily all day while watching the playoff games! Excellent.
Step 4. During Game #2 use your deck of cards (packed with much foresight to entertain the non sporting friends) to invent drinking games.
All counts to throw cards (1, 2, 3) must be made in alternating languages: English, French, Spanish or Thai are ok.
game 1: Queen of the Night.
Drink on every 3, 6, 9. If more than one 3, 6, or 9 is laid down you must drink that many times.
Whoever throws the queen is queen of the night and must finish off the signature pink drink made by Mike the Bartender in honor of the game.
Game 2: Nobody puts Baby in a Corner (this is where it gets hazy)
Drink on every 2, 4, 6, 8. Same rule applies for multiples as above. All face cards are "Nobody puts Baby in a corner cards" and the signature drink for that game must be finished off. Thanks again Mike!
Step 5. Nachos
Step 6. Stumble out of the bar after approx 10 hours of heavy drinking go home and go to sleep.
Step 7. Wake at 4:20am (hah!) Water, Aspirin, Repeat.
Step 8. Wake at 7:40am to get ready for work. Water, Aspirin, Repeat. Find that you have no heat or hot water in your apartment.
EXCELLENT
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I feel your pain.
I can't do that anymore.
Have you ever been to a recovery party? I did it a few times. After the bars close here at 2 AM, you go to afterhours until 5.
Then you go home and take a disco-nap, or shower, and make it back to the bar when they open at 7.
That was back when I was WAY younger.
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