Friday, September 21, 2007

So there's this lady

that lives in an apt on my block. She is always out sitting on the stoop or wandering around with her dog. She looks like she might have just wandered out of an insane asylum...almost always talking to herself, totally disheveled but the kicker is the lipstick that is usually smeared around her mouth. Hence the name: Crazy Lipstick Lady.

Now she's really very harmless, I say hi to her when I see her and she is definitely a neighborhood fixture, walking her mangy mutt all over Hell's Kitchen.

Today however, today was a new level. As I'm passing her on my way to work this morning, I was about to say hi, when suddenly she yelled, "Fix my foot!" to no one in particular. Of course she did this when I was right next to her and I nearly jumped through the window of the store next to me! The worst part was, I looked down at her feet and she was rocking some pretty nice Pumas! Nothing bad that I could see.

So random.

1 comment:

Big Daddy said...

This isn't the crazy Asian lady who feeds pigeons, and is out all hours of the day, is it?

I can't remember who posted about Crazy Asian Lady.