Things to do at Unicef when you are bored

Ok kids, the boss is in Afghanistan and you know what that means...i am 100% supremely bored all of the time. I've spent the last 7 hours bombarding my friends with inane emails so I decided it's time to take it to the streets. Here are some of the things I have learned today...

1. Unfortunately for me...one of my preferred nicknames comes up as this on google

HAV
HAV is the commonest cause of acute viral hepatitis
Um. EW.

and someone on defamer.com already stole it. bastard.
but really, who wants to post as an acute virus? NOT ME.

2. unfortunately for all of us, more people don't know about this site.
http://www.candacecameronbure.net/news.php

3. This guy is F'ing hysterical.
http://mylittleagenda.blogspot.com/
Hands down the best ever Footballers Wive$ synopsi (is that the plural of synopsis?) i've read.. and I quote
"Listen little bitches out there, you all need to be watching Footballer's Wive$. It's bar-none the trashiest, most intense shit on television. Please trust me on this one. I no longer care about "Desperate Housewives," because it's not nearly as good. Not even close."

remember this is a family blog. read the rest yourself.

4. So far this is limited to bartenders on the lower east side, but we have a date with the boys at professor thom's
http://www.ny-hottoddies.com/

5. My friend J is damn hysterical
http://jarettsramble.blogspot.com/
and you should all call this bitch out...or at least call her. a lot.

6. Gene sent this link over
http://www.knightschool.com/
He's still not as bored as me.

7. It is still only 4:16 and I am tot ready to go.

Oh and one other thing....
This family was stuck in their RV for 17 days after skidding off the road in a storm in Oregon. 17 days!?!?! The official search had been called off. Everyone thought they were dead.

http://us.cnn.com/2006/US/03/22/family.found.ap/index.html

My thought? GET A GODDAMNED CELL PHONE.

UPDATE: ok so they were out of cell phone range...but still

DOUBLE UPDATE:
ASHLAND, Ore. (AP) -- Arizona authorities have issued a warrant on drug-related charges for two of the six people rescued from a snowbound motor home this week, a newspaper reported Friday.... Clark told the newspaper that Higgenbotham and his wife were arrested last year in Arizona, but never charged, on three felony counts, including possession of methamphetamine and possession of a shotgun.

WELL OBVIOUSLY it was the meth that made them run off the road. I don't care about the cell phone anymore. LAY OFF THE SMACK!