Docker, Docker, Shorts

Today my friends, with 25 minutes left in this 4th of July 2006, we have many things to celebrate. We celebrate kicking ass at flip cups, we celebrate a keg and 4 30 packs, a big ol' bottle of kettle one and "roadies" on the Metro North. We remember the hottest night of 06, the car rides (drunk and sober, hungover and a hot mess), we remember Guacamole and spinach dip, TWINKIES, TWONKIES, Spicy chips and baked cheetohs. We remember hot wax on a CT carpet, we remember the destruction of Mrs. Tim's lighthouse and that cat that wouldn't stop meowing "Help." We remember fireworks in JC courtesy of Liberty State Park and our friends at Macys. We remember the dress that's "beautiful for the occasion" and Elmo's tricycle. But most of all dear friends, on this day, we remember our good friend, a heroine in times of need, and that girl who lifted our spirits on the Jersey Turnpike when we missed the Pulaski Skyway....that's right,

SACA-FUCKING-JAWEA



HAPPY 4th BITCHES

oh, and never, ever, forget; she is the heroine of Beaverhead County