A few tiny tidbits for your morning perusal.
1. We are on RED alert people. ALWAYS be prepared.

2. There is a man whose job is to shine the brass handrails on the stairway from the Grand Central Shuttle out to the street where I come to work every morning. I realized today that this must be the most defeating job ever. You shine away every morning, only to have thousands of people leave their greasy handprints all over your work. Bummer.

3. There were several gals outside of Grand Central handing out pamphlets called "The 411 for Families". Fine. They were probably Christians. However, one of them had a shirt on that said "Don't bother me, I'm Crabby" and it had a picture of a crab on it. You know what that makes me want to do? Punch her in the face.

4. I saw a lady walking down the sidewalk with a Daily News. About 10 feet from a trash can she ever so casually lets the paper fall out of her arm onto the ground and keeps walking. Yet I see a guy drop a cigarette and he immediately stops the entire sidewalk so he can pick it up.

Happy Thursday! 1 day until my birthday party!