HED and Dweezil-Exterminators Deluxe

Yesterday was a banner day. First, Dweezil got his first trip into the hallway to see what lurks behind the front door. What did he see? A giant cockroach in the hallway. He hissed at it and cornered it. I Raided that bug's ass. Dead. Awesome and Country Fresh.

Then, because I am a good friend, with apparently no conscience when it comes to disposing of or killing vermin, I proceeded to remove the dead bird off of Jenny's fire escape. This was a tad difficult as all I had was a coat hanger and my wits, but after some serious nasty work, I was able to push that crispy friend dead bird through the slats in the fire escape. Again, Awesome. So. Happy Hump Day my friends! I am a killing machine!