On Six Flags and Thievery

Ah, it started out as such a good day....and then we've got the good, the bad, and the ugly.

The Good

• Kingda Ka. 30 Seconds of Fucking Awesome
• Nitro- So good we rode it again
• My Dale Ernhardt Jr. Shirt
• Dippin' Dots (even though I didn't get any)
• J's wierd potato thing (even though he didn't get any)
• Sponge Bob Square Pants (even though we didn't get to go on the ride)
• Harold the SF Auto Services guy (tot a little bit of a crush)
• Friendly folk in the parking lot who lend their services
• K Middy who drives from the city to pick us up
• Cold water, chicken fingers and french fries after an awful afternoon and no food

The Bad

• Big Fat Bitches who steal my purse
• BFB who steal passports, cell phones, kleenex, cash and Marc Jacobs wallets
• BFB who leave my purse, credit cards, vaseline and the passport to be found but steal my money, phone, j's sunglasses and THE MOTHER FUCKING CAR KEYS SO THEY CAN COME BACK AND STEAL IT LATER
• AAA who can't cut a car key to save our lives
• Scott the DJ in line for Kingda Ka (An airbrushed T that says "DJ Scott" does not make you cool

The Ugly

• Everyone else wearing Dale Earnhardt Jr and or other assorted NASCAR gear