Working near Grand Central is such a trip

On my way in this morning, I passed a guy dressed as a toilet brush. He was handing out flyers for Careerbuilder.com that said "Is your job worse than mine?" Then I passed a girl dressed like a bright yellow bird in a cage and a guy dressed like a baby doll, droopy bottoms, fake plastic butt and all. The last two were yelling, "Please take this so I can go home!"