You know how I know it's cold outside?

• I wake up to the news that it's only 9 degrees out, NOT including windchill.
• The first thing I see when I walk out of my building is a big pile of frozen PUKE.
• An old guy on the corner of 56th and 7th Ave gives a huge farmer's blow on the corner while waiting for the light to change.
• My eyes start watering the second I walk around the first corner.
• Everything else you would usually see on the sidewalk is frozen too. YUCK.