Oy the things I do for Friends

Jarett: it's Posh's b-day---you must write a poem for her!
Sent at 10:09 AM on Tuesday

me: OMG don't tempt me

Happy Birthday to You, Posh
All these rumors, I'd like to quash
You and Becks are the tops
But no, he's not a top!
I can't wait til you are in LA
Cuz then I can come over and we can play!

Jarett: THAT. IS. FANTASTIC!
POST IT NOW!!!!!!!

me: i'm humiliated

Jarett: dont be, explain that i made you d it and here's what happened!!!!